The Round Tea Party

Slay the Spire 2 · Event

The Round Tea Party

Damage11· Unblockable, Unpowered

You find an invitation for a “Sir Galalot” to a tea party and decide to show up in his stead.

Upon entering an unassuming rotunda, you find yourself in the midst of commanders, generals, warlords, and mercenaries having... tea?
The gigantic knight donning a golden crown speaks.

“Thou art late for Tea?!”

Gate · runState.Players.All((Player p) => p.Creature.CurrentHp >= 12)

Choices

page · INITIAL

1.

Enjoy Your Tea

Deals damagetips relic · ROYAL_POISON

Obtain Royal Poison. Heal to full HP.

  • Gain relic: Royal Poison
  • Heal targetCreature.MaxHp - targetCreature.CurrentH… HP
  • The event ends
2.

Pick a Fight

Deals damage

Lose 11 HP. Obtain a random Relic.

Then, on the next page

You jump onto the table and kick the warlord knight in the face!
The knight lets out a haunting shriek and keels over.

*everyone gasps*

next choices · Continue

page · PICK_FIGHT

3.

Continue

  • Take 11 damage
  • Gain relic: chosen from the event's offer
  • The event ends
  • 1Enjoy Your Tea
    deals damage
  • 2Pick a Fight
    deals damage

      leads to

      • Continue

      Appears in

      Entry
      ROUND_TEA_PARTY
      Class
      RoundTeaParty
      Base class
      EventModel
      Source
      src/Core/Models/Events/RoundTeaParty.cs

      Mentioned in

      Changed in

      2026-03-19